www dot god hates you dot com
by Scott Utley
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your flight
attendant speaking. Please fasten your seat belts.
The captain has asked me to remind you there is no
smoking permitted in the lavatories ... and to tell you,
we are going down.
Our fiery crash landing into the mountain range below us
should be relatively painless. The temperature at the site
our destination is a brisk sixty-nine degrees below zero.
Should you require special assistance disembarking this
plane, please do not hesitate to call upon your flight attendant.
Beverages and a continental breakfast will be served
promptly at 8:47 am at Heaven's gate located in the main
concourse, compliments of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Everyone is welcome to participate in this glorious meal
with the exception of Reverend Frederick Phelps of
the Hillsboro Baptist church, Topeka, Kansas,
sitting in row two, seat four. He is going to hell.
Because Mr. Phelps, www dot god hates you dot com.
Thank you for flying our friendly skies.
And have a nice day.
Copyright ©2007 Scott Utley