"sign right up to serve your country!
sign right up to sail the seas!
sign right up to rape and plunder!
defending "truth" and liberties..."
"sign me up i need the money!
sign me up i need the dough!
i need to pay for education
or deep in debt i'm sure to go!"
"we'll sign you up to meet our quota!
here's a pen now don't be shy
we'll promise you a free vacation
so much fun you'll damn near die!"
"i don't need a free vacation!
i sure as hell don't want to die!
i just want to feed my family...
a good career and apple pie!"
"ůsign right here to earn your bonus!
placement in your chosen trade
with lots of pay to feed your family
apple pies and lemonade!"
"i'll sign right up to earn that bonus!
twenty grand for blood and limb
with duty, honor and tradition
future's looking mighty grim..."
but the reaper ain't so grim these days
lots of folks to fill them graves
they buy the myth that jesus saves
victims of these lost crusades