stan and george belly up to the bar...
george instructs the barkeep
"if my wife calls, i ain't here..."
it's been a long night of loading freight
"the last thing i need is the old hag nagging..."
stan's a bit less vocal...
fixated on the tv screen
truck and tractor pull
scratch-offs piled on the bar
"ya know der hey...maybe you'd better let her know you're here?!?
george rolls his eyes
and philosophically surmises
"what da broads don't know, don't hurt 'em..."